Andrew Christian Wants Your Guy to Wear Padded Gitch (but do you??)

Posted by Claire | Friday January 7, 2011

Boxers or Briefs? So hard to decide...

Move over, Manties. There's a new padded gitch in town. Want to impress your date? Add volume and definition "down there" for her anticipatory pleasure!

(Of course, once the undies are shed, all bets are off.)

Designer Andrew Christian is offering up the Shock Jock Flirt Boxer and Brief that features a soft hidden cup that's anatomically correct - if you can say adding a little somethin' is "correct". But in all fairness, Victoria's Secret has been dashing men's expectations for years, so is this women's comeuppance?

Want to see a slideshow? (We most certainly do not, but you may beg to differ)

So we're curious: if your man wore these, what would you think?

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16 Comments

	on November 30, 2014 glumbumble 10,038 said: What happened to these articles? The last new one was January, and I find I actually kind of enjoy going through them. There's all kinds of fashion items I've never even heard of in a lot of these articles. As to the padded underwear, if the guy thinks that's going to get him a date, then whatever. It's the equivalent to us wearing a padded bra or push up.
	on January 15, 2011 VitruvianWoman 1,330 said: "The only thing is I don't think women check out men's packages while clothed the same way men inspect our goods." I don't know what YOU are talking about. ;)
	on January 10, 2011 dolce_bellissima 4,214 said: I totally agree @mamaluv! You do have a new product idea though. padded 'nipple' bras! haha How do you think they would do in the market?
	on January 10, 2011 mamaluv STAFF said: I don't think there's anything wrong with it per se. It's just funny to see the flip side in this issue of fake enhancements. I find it particularly humourous that the molded cup is anatomically correct - I don't remember ever seeing a bra that had a nipple profile. If it was just a matter of padding it wouldn't be as funny.
	on January 10, 2011 dolce_bellissima 4,214 said: I think this would make a funny gag gift for a boyfriend. Even though, I, PERSONALLY, do not find much wrong with these. Why have girls been able to push up their 'girls' for years, and men have not..
	on January 10, 2011 Becky 13,128 said: I think if my man took that undie off in front of me i would laugh so much his outtie would become an innie ... and he'd need to see a sex therapist after that ..!! LOOLL Imagine him taking off the undie, and you didn't know such an underwear existed! What would you think? I'd probably say something stupid like "i think you left some of yourself behind" lol .. like i said, the poor boy would need serious therapy after that! lolll but yes, it's due comeuppance for us women and our super-duper-sky-uber-high-add-4-extra-sizes-turn-the A-to-a-DD padded bras! but still funny though! :)
	on January 09, 2011 Ali in Jamaica said: All I can think is false advertising. But then again, that's not much different than us with our push-up bras. The only thing is I don't think women check out men's packages while clothed the same way men inspect our goods.
	on January 08, 2011 MaryD 662 said: O.M.G I nearly choked on my coffee when I read the "padded" part. Mamaluv, that was the best comment. EVER. LOL
	on January 07, 2011 mamaluv STAFF said: Gives "junk in your trunk" a whole new meaning! Of course, this isn't the car boot, it's the hood strictly speaking.
	on January 07, 2011 meredithk115 4,186 said: This is way funnier than the booty pop jeans that's for sure!!