Brad Pitt vs. Bradley Cooper: Gratuitous Hottie Face Off

Posted by Alexandra C. | Wednesday August 31, 201132 comments

Last week, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling squared off in our Gratuitous Hottie Face Off.  The competition was fierce and between our opinion and yours, it was almost impossible to declare an overall winner.

We asked our Twitter followers to suggest our next two competitors.  Emmaleewalpole gave us the fabulous idea of Brad Pitt vs. Bradley (Brad) Cooper!

Get ready for 4 rounds of tough match-ups as we attempt to decide who will be this week's winner.  Emma stands on Brad Cooper's side- but which gorgeous Brad are you rooting for?

Round 1: Who wears the better buzzcut?

Brad P- You'd think without his signature messy spikes, Brad's looks would suffer. But they don't. *Sigh*

Brad C- Bradley wears his buzzcut with a little on top to give some volume and let me say, it is workin' for him. 

 
Winner: Brad Pitt because less hair means more of his face, which I like. A lot.

Round 2: Who looks better with long hair?

Brad P- As if anything could look bad on this man. The haircut normally reserved for middle aged women looks kind of awesome on him. This is what I picture medieval knights looking like.

Brad C- He pulls this slicked back, curly chin length hair like nobody's biz-ness! The look is all charm in the front and fun in the back- like a way better mullet. 

Winner: Goes to Brad Cooper because he seems to have more fun with his long locks- it's personality and cuteness in a hair cut. Work it Brad!


Round 3: Best baby blue eyes?

Brad P- His intense blue eyes look longingly at you and peer inside your soul.

Brad C- His playful blue eyes say, "Hey there lovely." and then you swoon and faint. 

Winner: It's a toss up. I can't decide and you can't make me!!!



Round 4: Who would win in a fight?

Brad P- Let's not beat around the bush here, the man has the sculpted body of an Adonis Greek God. Plus- he was in Fight Club so, I'd be nervous Cooper!

Brad C- He proved in The Hangover that he could take a mean punch, but can he give as well as he can take? 

Winner: Brad Pitt. He was in Troy and Fight Club and he chases around a gazillion kids everyday so you know the man is in shape. Bradley Cooper would hold his own but you know he'd spend the night before partying and wake up with a bad 'hangover'. 


So Brad Pitt wins this Face Off, but that's just the math talking.  This Chick agrees with Emma- my vote is with Cooper (I think you'd have more of a laugh with him!).

What do you think? Cast your vote (if you can) in this Gratuitous Hottie Face Off!  
  
More by Alexandra C.
More on Celebrities

Facebook Comments


21 Comments

on August 31, 2011  takoda  28,648 said:

Oh yeah Brad's got this one for sure.

Add Comment:

Name:
Blog URL: