Another lovely Friday, another stellar collection of Fan Mail from the ChickAdvisor inbox. The only thing funnier is the volume of penile enhancement adverts we get in the spam box.

First off, if you are going to email the editor - a self-professed word nerd - you may want to engage your spellchecker:

"Hello Claire, Please see attach press release re the filler rhinoplasty that is gaining popularity with both male and female patients. It only takes 10 minutes and their is no dicsomfort or down time. It's an opporunity to test drive a nose job without surgery."

Then there's the gal who didn't control the autosuggest function on her email program:

"Hi Jessie! I come to you as a recommendation from a friend who got her hair and make up done for herself, her wedding party and relatives at your salon--she had a WONDERFUL experience and highly recommended you..."

Jessie who? Whoops-a-daisy!

"i always use opi because its the best . I bought start to finish base and top coat and the black lid came off the brush what can i do?"

Here's a random idea - email OPI instead...