Golden Globe Nominees Gratuitous Hottie Face Off: Viggo Mortensen vs. Leonardo DiCaprio
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This Gratuitous Hottie Face Off, may be one of the toughest we've ever had! Personally, that I'm a bit nervous about deciding on a winner.
I've said this before, but I had big plans to marry Leo DiCaprio in about sixth grade. Unfortunately, those plans did not quite work out, but I've still got my fingers crossed! It seems I'm not the only one either, I know Leo is just Ali's type and I'm sure some you chicks can agree! On the other hand, we have Viggo Mortensen; who, while he isn't my dream celeb crush, is pretty darn sexy!
Like all the other Gratuitous Hottie Face Offs, we'll put these two smouldering men against each other in three rounds. At the end, only one man will be left standing! Let's get started, this may take a while...
Round 1: Who's eyes could we just stare into all day long?
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Leo: These boys have pretty similar eyes- which makes this crazy competitive! I like Leo's eyes because he has this intense stare (a la David Beckham, only less creepy, right?).
Viggo: Viggo has great eyes to stare into all day because I'm pretty sure when you do, it makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world.
Winner: Oh boy, this one is tough. I think I'm going to go with Viggo here though because he looks just too sweet and nice to not swoon over!
Round 2: Who pulls off the five o'clock shadow?
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Leo: I've explained before that I'm all about the beard, so this one is a delight for me to judge! I love Leo in a beard or with a bit of scruff. This look totally suits him, it gives a bit of edge to an otherwise tame and primed look.
Viggo: Viggo looks ah-mazing with a five o'clock shadow. It makes him look a bit dangerous, but in that very hot way!
Winner: While I love this look on both of them, I think this one goes to Leo because Viggo has the chiselled jaw line of a Greek God and that's too good to cover up!
Round 3: Who works the red carpet?
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Viggo: Viggo, Viggo, Viggo, I'm sorry but your look is much more suited to the wilderness than a red carpet. Now, if this was a warrior/lumberjack/while-still-being-sexy contest, you'd definitely win.
Winner: Because the red carpet is about glamour and style, I'm going with Leo for his ultimate swag!
As if anyone else could really win this face off- congrats going out to Leonardo DiCaprio! Awww Leo, my heart will always go on for you!
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![]() | Leo also stole my heart as a child, but I gotta admit he still DOES have a piece of it!! Viggo to me looks just a bit too old for my liking...if I was a tad older, the winner might have changed! hehe |
![]() | LOL Alex I absolutely adore the way you write. My heart will always go on for Leo too lol. I didn't even have to read this article to vote (though I did read it and hats off to you for considering all the criteria so thoughtfully) LEO. I love him so much and always will. Period. lol ... who was he against again? |
![]() | Definitely Leo! He's just so charming. Viggo I loved back in his Lord of the Rings days but Leo's still got it. |
![]() | Viggo is the definite winner for me. His green eyes and rock hard body is enough to make me melt. We are a big Lord of the Rings movie watcher family. My son has a play sword and re-enacts some of the scenes and also has them (speaking parts) memorized. Viggo stole my heart (including Orlando Bloom) what a deadly combination, but so yummy to watch (hehehe) |
![]() | Viggo! I was never a big Leo fan. I think Viggo may be one of the only celebs I have a crush on. |
![]() | Leo will always be my number one man! |