Gratuitous Hottie Face Off: Matt Damon vs. Matthew McConaughey

Posted by Alexandra C. | Friday December 16, 201119 comments

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This past summer, in honour of Father's Day, we did a round up of our 10 favourite celeb dads. I drew inspiration from this list and chose two of my personal crushes: Matt Damon and Matthew McConaughey. I decided that these gorge guys were going to go head to head in an battle of brawn and brains! Totalling three rounds, this competition will leave only one man standing. I anticipate that this Gratuitous Hotties Face Off will be an intense one- boys, take off your shirts and let the games begin! 

Round 1: Hotter dad? 

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Matthew McConaughey: Matthew has one major point in his corner for this round- topless beach photos with his baby (does this man not own a shirt?!). I am dying of cuteness here chicks!  
 
Matt Damon: Matt has a big advantage in this round as he was recently named Sexiest Family Man by Parade Magazine. Indeed, checking out (a.k.a. ogling and swooning over) pictures of him, his wife and family make me want to somehow 'get rid of' the wife and marry him myself. 

Winner: This one is a toughie. Seriously- both of these guys are like, crazy hot. However, this one goes to McConaughey for his slow, southern drawl that makes me weak in the knees. Although, Matt Damon does do a pretty good impression...
 
Round 2: Who gives that 'Awwww...' factor? 

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Matthew McConaughey: Disclaimer- I'm going to try and refrain from basing my decision solely on his beach bod photos. (But I can't promise anything.) I love seeing this photos of Matthew just letting his hair down, skateboarding and playing around- he's definitely a kid at heart, so sweet! 
 
Matt Damon: I just watched this video of Damon dressed as Santa and I want to marry this man, now, more than ever. And have you read this quote by Damon, about his kids, "“The only way I can describe it – it sounds stupid, but – at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows, like, five times its size? Everything is full; it’s just full all the time.” Girls, swooning is now in occurrence. (via justjared.com

Winner: I didn't have to think very hard about this one to be honest. Damon all the way for this round! I think it's all his charity work that really snagged it for me- he makes me want to bake him dessert and knit him a sweater. 

Round 3: Cuter animal lover?

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Matthew McConaughey: Is there anything better than a hot guy with a cute animal? I don't think so. How epic is this picture of Matthew with a puppy? I wish I was this puppy. 
 
Matt Damon: Matt will be starring in a new movie due around Christmas called 'We Bought A Zoo'. It's about a (single!) father who, you guessed it, buys a zoo. Now- let me put this in perspective, the man, owns a zoo! A. Zoo. Single. Man. 

Winner: Another hard decision to make, but I'm ruling in favour of McConaughey on this one because I am pretty sure he knows how to ride horses and tame wild animals and swim with the dolphins and sharks, that's accurate right? 

Matthew McConaughey is our winner! Congrats Matthew- you and your abs and your scruff and your accents have earned this one. 

Disagree? Agree? Want to see your own fave choice of hottie up here? Leave us a comment and let us know your thoughts! 

Be sure to check  out our Staff Picks! Gratuitous Hotties as well- Ian Somerhalder vs. Josh Hartnett and Christian Bale vs. Jake Gyllenhaal
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on December 18, 2011  Aliza  14,011 said:

I totally agree. Although I find Matt to be a better actor who is a lot more humble and passionate about the causes he supports! So tough!

on December 17, 2011  bdeyell86  2,033 said:

Matt Damon! Love him!

on December 16, 2011  shellsbells85  3,580 said:

MATT DAMON ALL THE WAY!!! i hate McConaughey with a PASSION! everything about him...his accent, his looks, etc. Matt Damon is cuter by far and has that 'humble' thing about him.

on December 16, 2011  so_adorkable_  2,602 said:

I agree with Matthew McConaughey =)

on December 16, 2011  mamaluv  STAFF said:

I'm going to have to go against the grain and vote for Matt Damon. The mister and I just got through watching the Ocean's trilogy and were thoroughly enjoying Matt's performance. We also have the Bourne trilogy - Hot. Ness.

on December 16, 2011  LadyFlash  8,899 said:

I don't much like either lol. But yeah definitely Matthew is the best of the two!

on December 16, 2011  Suelyn  2,249 said:

Same here.

on December 16, 2011  takoda  28,648 said:


I agree!!! Love this guy!

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