I should preface this post by saying that I know nothing about football or the Super Bowl. However, I do have strong opinions about hot guys and that's all that matters! This gratuitous hottie face off, we'll be gawking at two cuties who will be competing against each other not just here on ChickAdvisor, but on the big day this coming Sunday (p.s. aren't you impressed that I knew when the Super Bowl was taking place?)! 

Eli Manning and Tom Brady are both pretty adorable, but which one is the hottest? We'll put that question to the test with three rounds, each one more difficult than the last! Who will score a touchdown this Gratuitous Hottie Face Off?

Round 1: Who's hotter in uniform?

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Tom Brady: I like his wispy, 70's style hair in this photo especially. Check out that manly chin too- whoo!

Eli Manning: Okay, I'll say it. Eli is kind of a nerdy guy. When he gets into uniform though, day-um, something changes in him I think; like a Clark Kent/Superman situation. 

Winner: While the uniform turns reserved Manning into a Hottie McHotHot, I think it still stands that Mr.Brady is looking delish here and he is working those shoulder pads! 

Round 2: Who makes us go 'awwww'?

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Tom: Awww, he's giving a piggy back ride to his son, could this be any cuter? Answer: Yes, it could if we could somehow get that hot wife of his out of the picture. 

Eli: Any man holding any baby animal immediately goes up 10 hotness points. 

Winner: Puppies make everything better, so Eli takes this round. 

Round 3: Who looks better topless? 

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Editor's note: You may notice there is only one topless photo here, that's because when you google 'Eli Manning Shirtless' only one photo shows up. You can check it here and once you do, I think you'll understand why I didn't use it; it just wasn't fair. So instead, I put up the only thing I knew would stand a chance against Mr. Brady's bod: Eli and a cute dog. 

Tom: I admit, I was a bit disappointed but nonetheless I must say, the man has amazing arms. I can see why Gisele likes him. 

Eli: Eli oozes Prince Charming wholesomeness; what a Cutie Pie. 

Winner: On the one hand, we have an adorable man with a fondness for puppies and on the other, we have the chiselled abs, cut glass cheekbones and masculine jaw line of Tom Brady. Awwww, Tom Brady. Decision made. 

Congrats going to Mr.Tom Brady for this edition of Gratuitous Hotties! Maybe he'll have as much luck in the game? 

Do you agree/disagree/have a totally different opinion? Leave us a comment and let us know who's the hottest of them all! Or leave a comment and let us know if you'll be watching the Super Bowl and who's your pick to win!