Jay Baruchel vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt in: Gratuitous Hottie Face Off

Posted by Alexandra C. | Wednesday September 7, 2011

We're going nerdtastic with this week's Gratuitous Hottie Face Off! With our geek chic pose-off this week, we wanted to bring you two cuties that may not be your typical hot Hollywood beefcake but hold their own with their adorable smiles and awkward sweetness. In honour of TIFF, we chose two guy who will be making their way to Toronto- Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Jay Baruchel. Like last week, they'll square off in four rounds and one will come out on top!

Round 1: Best French Accent

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Check out this interview Joseph did with a French television show a few years back. He answers all questions in French which I have to say, really impressed me. After seeing that, I came across this video of him singing in a smoky French accent and I drooled. Oh la la.

Jay Baruchel: This video pokes fun of the French-Anglo tensions in Canada and Jay has a really great sense of humour for doing it. However, for a native Montrealer, his accent is surprisingly lackluster- sorry Jay! (P.S. Parental guidance is advised! He drops a few f-bombs towards the end!)

Winner: Joseph Gordon-Levitt because I think I'd like to hear him whisper, "Je t'adore ma belle étoile" in my ear. (That's I love you my beautiful star for the English Muffins in the crowd!)

Round 2: Best Heart Melting Smile

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: I like that his eyes twinkle when he smiles. He's all... 'Aw, shucks!' and it makes me want to marry him.

Jay Baruchel: Totally fun-loving, silly and goofy which makes me swoon!

Winner: This is a toughie, because both their smiles make me all gooey inside. But if I absolutely have to choose, this one goes to Joseph, no...Jay, no Joseph...agh! My job is tough.

Round 3: Better Male Model?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Looking sleek n' sexy in his suit and long Fabio-esque hair in this photo. He shows a more serious side as if he's pondering the meaning of life, or where he should get his next haircut.

Jay Baruchel: I am pleasantly surprised by his model photo shoot here. Let me say Mr. Baruchel that you are working that pouty face and I'm liking it.

Winner: Jay because his chiseled features really stand out and he's all brooding and dark. It's hot.

Round 4: Who'd Be The Better Kisser?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Let me think about this one....wait- where were we again?

Jay Baruchel: I feel like he'd be all awkward at first, but then, that would only make you love him more.

Winner: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, not that I have it on good authority or anything but I feel strongly that he'd be awesome.

Champion Winner: Joseph Gordon-Levitt takes the cake on this one ladies and gents! What do you think- agree or disagree? Who should we choose for our next gratuitous hottie face off? Let us know, connect with us on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or leave a comment!

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16 Comments

	on September 29, 2013 anonym said: errrrgh, its hard for me to choose one of them! love joe and jay!
	on September 14, 2011 happy10 553 said: I definitely have to say that Joseph gordon Levitt IS HOT HANDSOME AND SO SEXY! Im glad he was the clear cut winner. I love Jay for his humor and goofiness but to pick the eye candy it would be Joseph hands down :)
	on September 14, 2011 Steffikah 9,295 said: I say Jay... but it was really close! I almost couldn't decide this time!
	on September 12, 2011 tobyhir 1,271 said: I'd say a tie for all 4! Sems like they were separated at birth! LOL I'm partial to Joseph, 'cause I've watched him grow from a kid until now...great actor! :D
	on September 12, 2011 Cole said: Joseph for sure. I haven't even heard of the other guy but he looks so.. awkward and only has one look going for him.
	on September 12, 2011 mela86 2,943 said: Definitely JGL.....I've been watching him since his days on 3rd rock from the sun (I swear I'm not a stalker). He's amazing, talented and oh so sexy. My husband is very much aware of my "little" crush on JGL. And my husband can't deny that this mans got some serious acting chops. Did I mention he's sexy, ie. 500 Days of Summer and Inception. Ok, I think I've said enough!
	on September 12, 2011 The Fashion P.A. 1,255 said: Joseph Gordon Levitt has my vote!
	on September 12, 2011 amanda_orly 553 said: JGL all the way!
	on September 09, 2011 mamaluv STAFF said: I'm going to have to give it to Joseph on this one. Inception, baby! That's what did it for me. Kind of like my cougarish crush on Zac Efron after 17 Again.
	on September 08, 2011 shiorim 982 said: I didn't think JGL was nerdishly cute until Inception actually. Him in that suit is just hello!