Move Over, Sliced Bread
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Just imagine yourself tossing back ice-cold Smirnoff in one of these puppies, and when you're done you can, as the maker suggests, eat the evidence!
I'm not so sure about the sticky fingers part but if you're enjoying these at a party, chances are you are crammed into your sexy-but-half-a-size-too-small jeans and wearing pointy shoes. Obviously comfort is not a huge issue for you, so I imagine the minor inconvenience of sugary digits won't be either.
Buy them for $9 a pair here. Thanks NYMag for the tip!
p.s. We of course ask all our readers to enjoy alcohol responsibly. Have a happy and safe holiday, everyone!