If you’re anything like me, you naively believed that finding Prince Charming would mean the end of bad sex. For it is common knowledge that the combination of love and shagging amounts to toe curling, mind blowing lovemaking, right?

Well… not exactly; it’s far too easy to fall into a slump. All of a sudden you find yourself stirring in bed following a limp quickie waiting for your guy to fall asleep so you can “accidentally” knee him in the stomach. While your passive aggressive bed karate may make you feel momentarily better, it doesn’t much help the cause.

Instead, we suggest taking a cue from Cupid this February 14th, and picking up a toy (or five!) to reignite the fire in your loins and keep it burning until the snow melts, at the very least.

Where to start? Here are our top picks from our favourite sex toy boutique COME AS YOU ARE:

Jimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candle - $30.00

Why we love it? The candle melts at a low temperature and can be dripped onto your lover's body for the most sensual foreplay known to Man. Scents include Fig Leaf, Pink Lotus and Bourbon.

X: The Erotic Treasury - $38.95

Why we love it? This is one book that begs to be judged by its sexy red slipcover. Includes Suzie Bright’s favourite selections from the BEST AMERICAN EROTICA series.

Jimmyjane Spin Me - $40.00

Why we love it? A grown-up version of Spin the Bottle, this slick little game will keep you and your partner busy for hours…if you know what we mean ;)



Dirty Dice - $6.00

Why we love them: They’re naughty, fun and cheap. Take that recession!

Lipstick Vibe – $28.00

Why we love it? A vibrator that looks like a lipstick…’nuff said!

O’My Flavoured Lubricant 4oz - $13.00

Why we love it? Because it’s made in Canada and comes in four delicious flavours. Our favourite is blue cheesecake. YUM!


The Throws of Passion - $80.00

Why we love it: It’s the equivalent of a magic carpet that allows you to shag wherever your heart (or libido) desires!

Continental Pasties - $32.00

Why we love them: They’re handmade by Canada’s own Sasha Van Bon Bon (famed EYE WEEKLY sex columnist and burlesque dancer with the Scandelles troupe).

Condom Cube - $22.00

Why we love it: This magical cube features a magnetic closure that allows one to reach in with one hand without disrupting the sexy times. While we're on the subject, spontaneous girls, keep this discreet condom compact in your purse - just in case!


Position of the Day – Expert Edition - $13.95

Why we love it: It’s always a great idea to broaden ones horizons, in and out of the bedroom. That and we’re dying to know what “the Kournikova” looks like!

Are you brave enough to try these out? Go ahead, post anonymously. We won't tell ;)

by Olga Barsky