Staff Picks! Gratuitous Hottie Face Off: Christian Bale vs. Jake Gyllenhaal

Usually, with our Gratuitous Hottie articles, I (Alexandra) get to pick the two sexy men and then because I like the feeling of power, I decide who gets to be crowned 'Hottest of them all'. However, to change it up, I thought I would give some say to the other ChickStaffers. This week, I'm picking one of my all time fave crushes- Jake Gyllenhaal and the fabulous Shiori will pick hers- Christian Bale. Then, because we love to watch some hot man battles, we'll pit them against each other in three rounds- we'll each be rooting for our own pick! After three grueling rounds, one man will be left standing!
Round 1: Nice Guy vs. Bad Boy

Alexandra: Jake Gyllenhaal is the type of nice guy you want to take home to your mom and dad for Christmas dinner. And he'd probably bring the mashed potatoes too- 'cause he's adorable like that. Bale would probably just scream at everyone there.
Shiori: As we already know from Gratuitous Hottie: Gossip Girl edition, I like my men on the darker side. Bale has that edginess that I find very attractive.
Winner: We decided to go to an impartial third party for this decision. Mandy says, "Nice boys are better" which is good enough for us! Jake wins!
Round 2: Who has the nicer eyes?

Shiori: I'm all about the hazel-green eyes. They're unique and I want to stare into them all day long.
Winner: We (mostly, I, Alexandra) thinks that this round goes to Jake because his ocean blues eyes are most definitely something we'd (i.e. I'd) like to take a swim in.
Round 3: Who looks better with a little scruff on 'em?

Alexandra: I won't lie- I love a nice scruffy beard. The bigger the better. I absolutely love the beard of Jake- I think he looks so rough and still so cute at the same time.
Shiori: I prefer just a bit of a five o' clock shadow - so that he doesn't look dirty and gross (*hem hem* Jake Gyllenhaal...)
Winner: Alexandra's preference for big beards seems to be isolated to just her so this round's winner is Christian Bale! Even she has to admit that Bale's scruff is pretty sexy.
And the winner is.... Jake Gyllenhaal! Alexandra is very happy about the outcome of the (totally unbiased, of course) competition!
Do you agree? Disagree? Have another hottie in mind? Let us know by leaving a comment below!
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![]() | psh chioppa rigged the contest. Thanks fellow bale supporters for defending my celeb bf (Y) |
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![]() | Christian Bale! |
![]() | NO. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. CHRISTIAN BALE IS MUCH HOTTER. |
![]() | @Alexjc my son begged me to watch it, at first I was really not interested in watching a movie that he explained was about a giant talking crazy bunny.But I absolutely feel in love with it!The music is fantastic!Its one of my favorites such a unique movie. Have you seen S Darko?Its supposed to be about his sister.I have not seen that one I don't think it can be as good as DD |
![]() | @Bren581 Yes definitely agree- I do think Bale is the better actor but Donnie Darko is one of my all time favourites and Jake is amazing in it! |
![]() | Jake for sure!LOVE Donnie Darko |
![]() | Christian Bale all the way! Jake, sorry, still looks like a kid. |
![]() | I like Christian Bale better...to me he looks more like a man than Jake...Jake is nice to look at but he has a baby face. |
![]() | Yes!, agree. |