Maybe I'm just not hip enough, but can someone please explain to me how these are fashionable? Christian Louboutin, shoe god, is taking us down a road I surely don't wish to follow. No word yet on whether these babies will sport a red sole.

And just think: these come on the heels of the news that Crocs may not be in business for much longer. (Happy dance)

Would you wear these? And if so, why??

Still, they've gotta be a heckuva lot more comfy to wear than these heel-less Antonio Berardis, so beloved by Victoria Beckham...
or these...


We don't know who designed them, nor are we sure we want to. Anyone want to contradict me?