I'm standing in front of my bathroom mirror, putting on makeup. My daughter watches me with a curious look on her face.
"Mom, you don't have to get all fancy for us."
"Sometimes moms like to look extra nice, just for fun."
"I like it better when you just look... regular."
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My friend showed up to a Mom & Tot event once. Another friend asked her about her smoky-eyed makeup technique.
"Oh my...