PROCEED WITH CAUTION: Boyfriend jeans ahead!
Okay, they’re not so much ‘ahead’ as they’re -*ahem*- here. Quick! Veer to the left, the right, make an illegal U-turn! Attach your skinny jeans to your radio antenna while you shriek warrior chants as a sign of your valiant victory! WE WANT TO STAY SKINNY!
But in the distance you see a crowd. A plethora of people spanning the entire width of the...