now i can give it 5 stars for everything taste, smell, appearance, quality you betcha what i can’t give it 5 stars for is the fact that my ibs self didn’t anticipate the reaction my bowels would have by eating this product. let me paint you a... +
now i can give it 5 stars for everything
taste, smell, appearance, quality you betcha what i can’t give it 5 stars for is the fact that my ibs self didn’t anticipate the reaction my bowels would have by eating this product.
let me paint you a picture.
it’s been a busy day, i just got fired from my
job iv been frantically running around town to see if anyone was taking on, i didn’t mind what i just needed a job. i also needed to go to the bank before it closed at the most stupid hour of 4pm?!? anyway that’s another matter back to the yogurt.
i just got back from what seemed like hours of despair, beg borrowing and not so stealing to find my debt filled, goodwill, charity shopping lifestyle, my wife shortly finished work after i got back so we headed out to get some food for dinner.
(is just like to point out that for the past 4 days iv fulled my body with endless amount of very early easter eggs, hundreds of cans of fanta) (not to mention the devil that is called lettuce, and even though i know i have severe ibs and lettuce upsets my stomach greatly)
i see these yogurts on offer and remembered when i saw advertisements on tv for them, i had to have them.
we scurried home with our fish, potatoes and veg and i couldn’t help but tuck into what i can only describe as the finest of yogurts i have ever encounter. it was bliss right from the first to the finale spoonful.
couple of more chocolate buttons, cans of fanta and cigarettes and before i knew it dinner was ready.
i was enjoying my evening meal, it was pretty basic but very tasty however i felt a little off.... i just shrugged it off and swilled some more fanta.
once dinner was finished, i felt the urge to have a bowel movement. now this is pretty normal for me like i said, ibs sufferer over here. i dashed to the toilet and i can only described as the pits of hell leaking out of my behind. it was as if hades himself had put on a questionable leather glove and reached up into my intestines and decided to squeeze....
and as for the contents of the toilet bowl, there it was yogurt, but brown/yellow.
so yeah, i do not recommend this yogurt if, like me, you can not handle it.
I saw the devil, he looked into my eyes, as he reached into my rectum, and decided to enlighten a forest.
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