I've been the luckiest man in the world, quite frankly, since I married the love of my life, Clamette Labette, at 14. At 17, I shipped myself off to the other side of the world in a plywood crate and became an expert in Kendo. When I returned to my dearest Clamette six months later, I had become a father to two beautiful baby boys-- my precious Glenn and my less precious Hicklestick. I have been blessed with a full life, a full stomach, and a fullback. Gods be praised!