QueenZahara
Member Since: December 10, 2015Reviews
Vex Raspberry Lemonade
When it comes to coolers, Vex's come in second place as my favourite only after Smirnoff Ice's. The raspberry taste is strong and the alcohol taste gets stronger the more you drink. If you've never had alcohol ever before in your life, it'll only... +
When it comes to coolers, Vex's come in second place as my favourite only after Smirnoff Ice's. The raspberry taste is strong and the alcohol taste gets stronger the more you drink. If you've never had alcohol ever before in your life, it'll only take one to make you giddy because of the alcohol percentage and because you're a light weight most likely. For the quality, the price is pretty good for 6 bottles. -
Jack Daniel's & Cola
Pretty convenient to have your whiskey premixed with your cola. Kind of sucks that there's only 6% alcohol in these seeing as they taste quite strong. Sadly there's more in a Vex than these. There is a strong cola taste wavering more towards the... +
Pretty convenient to have your whiskey premixed with your cola. Kind of sucks that there's only 6% alcohol in these seeing as they taste quite strong. Sadly there's more in a Vex than these. There is a strong cola taste wavering more towards the no-name or Coca-Cola side rather than the Pepsi taste. Some sweetness but mostly bitter. -
Jack Daniels Watermelon Punch Coolers
These make me happy in the way only cheap alcohol in carbonated fruit juice can. My first introduction to whiskey and probably the only way I'll take it cause I'm weak.
These make me happy in the way only cheap alcohol in carbonated fruit juice can. My first introduction to whiskey and probably the only way I'll take it cause I'm weak. -
Bacardi Breezer Tropical Orange Smoothie
If I didn't know any better I wouldn't think there was any alcohol in these. My friends hate them but I just can't. They unbelievably sweet, still have alcohol in them, and are cheap. Just don't be surprised when you get made fun of at parties for... +
If I didn't know any better I wouldn't think there was any alcohol in these. My friends hate them but I just can't. They unbelievably sweet, still have alcohol in them, and are cheap. Just don't be surprised when you get made fun of at parties for drinking them. You don't get weaker than this. -
REV Drinks
The taste is honestly horrible, which is why it's cheaper than much better coolers. Rev's are literally the drink you convince your friends legal step-brother to buy you when you're like 15 cause they cost next to nothing and they have cheap vodka... +
The taste is honestly horrible, which is why it's cheaper than much better coolers. Rev's are literally the drink you convince your friends legal step-brother to buy you when you're like 15 cause they cost next to nothing and they have cheap vodka in them. However they do prepare you for a life of being used to terrible tasting alcohols more similar in composition to nail polish remover than a beverage. I can't stand them but that's fair since they weren't meant for me. At this point I'd rather make bad moonshine and get methanol poisoning than drink any more of these. I've learned my lesson. -
Irish Spring Original Clean Deodorant Bar Soap
Regardless of the fact that this product isn't marketed towards me, I don't really care. I love the smell of Irish Spring. And no, I don't have daddy issues. For some reason unlike women's body soap, this stuff actually leave you feeling clean... +
Regardless of the fact that this product isn't marketed towards me, I don't really care. I love the smell of Irish Spring. And no, I don't have daddy issues. For some reason unlike women's body soap, this stuff actually leave you feeling clean. Although now that I think about it, it's probably because it's ripping all the oil out of your skin. As long as you use lotion after who cares to be honest. I smell awesome. -
Mike's Hard Lemonade
Cheap coolers that tempt children. I love it. Sweet enough you can forget about the alcohol half the time, but enough alcohol that when you think too hard you can tell it's an alcoholic drink you have in your hand. As with many coolers, drink more... +
Cheap coolers that tempt children. I love it. Sweet enough you can forget about the alcohol half the time, but enough alcohol that when you think too hard you can tell it's an alcoholic drink you have in your hand. As with many coolers, drink more than a couple sips and it gets almost unbearably bad tasting, but the important thing is that you start and grimace your way through the rest of it. That or your friends will never want to drink with you anymore. -
Vex Electric Lemonade
This is one of those coolers you drink when you think you miiight wanna get drunk. It's ok if you don't but man it'd be cool if you did. It does have that slightly cooler-ish effect of tasting horrible after you get past the neck. Then it's just... +
This is one of those coolers you drink when you think you miiight wanna get drunk. It's ok if you don't but man it'd be cool if you did. It does have that slightly cooler-ish effect of tasting horrible after you get past the neck. Then it's just like regular drinking. But as this was the first drink I had once legal I have a certain need to defend it. Yeah its for teenagers and lightweights. But as a teenage lightweight I feel pampered and that's what matters. 19 is still a teenager I think. -
Mike's Hard Black Cherry Lemonade
As the self appointed queen of weak girly drinks and coolers, I can honestly tell you this stuff it pretty good. I may or may not have had an incident where I needed to drink in public in broad daylight and put this in an empty bottle of Stewart's... +
As the self appointed queen of weak girly drinks and coolers, I can honestly tell you this stuff it pretty good. I may or may not have had an incident where I needed to drink in public in broad daylight and put this in an empty bottle of Stewart's. Tastes quiet similar to their black cherry soda anyhow. Is it gonna take a lot to get you drunk? Duh. But I'm sure you realized that when you bought them. That is unless you're 13. -
Smirnoff Cherry
So I expected real cherry flavor and I got cough medicine. It's not like I didn't expect it to taste bad, because I mean, it's alcohol I'm not a moron. But this was special bad. I feel personally insulted by this vodka. Only way I could make it... +
So I expected real cherry flavor and I got cough medicine. It's not like I didn't expect it to taste bad, because I mean, it's alcohol I'm not a moron. But this was special bad. I feel personally insulted by this vodka. Only way I could make it tolerable was to mix it with orange soda and grenadine syrup. -
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