stereo_child
Member Since: September 3, 2009Reviews
Maybelline New York Colossal Volum' Express Mascara
Oh Maybelline, how you continue to disappoint. The only thing I like about this mascara is that it smells like flowers, but even that can't cover up the fact that it's average at best. I find the mascara too dry, which leads to flaking... +
Oh Maybelline, how you continue to disappoint.
The only thing I like about this mascara is that it smells like flowers, but even that can't cover up the fact that it's average at best.
I find the mascara too dry, which leads to flaking. Doesn't thicken much, but if you're lucky enough to have that already, the separation is all right.
Yawn.
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Maybelline New York Pulse Perfection Vibrating Mascara
This is probably the most ridiculous invention in mascara's history. You know how using a vibrating toothbrush tickles your nose? Well, for only $17.99 that feeling can be yours! On your EYEBALL! The vibrations do absolutely nothing. Your... +
This is probably the most ridiculous invention in mascara's history. You know how using a vibrating toothbrush tickles your nose? Well, for only $17.99 that feeling can be yours! On your EYEBALL!
The vibrations do absolutely nothing. Your eyelashes still come out as clumpy as ever, possibly worse. Even if the vibrations were beneficial in any way, the power is all in the handle and doesn't really reach the brush at all. This is probably because it would be a health and safety hazard if it did.
I was going to complain about how the on/off button needs to be held down the entire time it's in use, but you know what? The whole thing is crap, so it wouldn't make a difference.
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