Garbage! So unhealthy, avoid avoid avoid

I just finished reviewing good ice cream so I had to come and review the worst I've ever had. Beyers used to be a staple in my household growing up. Dad loved his heavenly hash, mum loved pralines and cream, I'd take whatever was in the freezer. I've noticed my family still buys this stuff, probably because it's cheap and they have that brand loyalty mentality, but this stuff has changed so much that it isn't even ice cream any more! It's disgusting and so unhealthy for you, it's just a bunch of gross artificial crap, it tastes and feels like fluffy whip gone bad. Their claim to fame is that it doesn't melt, but that's not something to brag about. Ice cream should melt. Hence the ice part. Why even keep it frozen? You can actually store it on your counter, but why would you?! Please if you're still eating this unhealthy garbage, splurge and buy real ice cream. You deserve better.

I'm not sure how much of this product is made of real ingredients. I can leave this ice cream in my bowl for 5 minutes and try washing it down the sink to find it didn't melt very easily. And the taste and texture a fail for me.