WOOHOO!

That commercial was so good. I used to think this was for women and the lgbtquties but then I heard the hook to Diamonds and Guns and I imagined I was Travis Barker with a 3 foot mohawk and a 1 foot dick and life was good. I ran out to buy some Fructis and while it was good - It smells great and leaves my very thick hair feeling smooth and manageable - it could never be as good as my initial vision. How could it? I think a part of me knew all along it would never happen. I'm pretty certain the smell attracts mosquitos and other bugs.