Absolutely heinous

I never made an online review about anything but felt that I needed to because of how mad I am right now. Absolutely disgusting pizza. Uneatable. The dough and every single ingredient taste like garbage. It's unreal that Mike's puts their name on there. I am never visting one of their restaurants again or buying any of their products. Please do yourself a favor and do the same. $13 right in the garbage. Thank you Mike's!

MIKES should be ashamed putting their name on this!

Following the instructions the dough just raises of the thin hard bottom layer and creates a cavity filled with really nothing.
Was hoping to find the pepperoni under the cheese as it looked frozen but the toppings were really sparce!
Cooked dough is really all you get.
Sad as a Montrealer expected an "All star".

Read instructions before cooking!

Did not read the instructions prior to cooking, and wound up with a goopy mess on the bottom of the oven. Um, this IS frozen pizza so I pretty much figured you know, preheat oven, place pizza on middle oven rack, wait twenty minutes and there would something resembling a pie when done. Nope. Nothing but goopy mess lining the oven rack! Upon further inspection of the instructions, you are informed to place the pie on a perforated pizza pan. Wtf? Who owns one of these? Anyway, for those with the aforementioned kitchen pan, best of luck. My pizza went directly to the garbage.

Disgusting mush.

This pizza is the worst frozen pizza I’ve unfortunately encountered. Let’s get real. It’s frozen pizza. I’m not expecting much. We’ve all had cardboard pizza in our lives.

But I’ve never had… hot mush. Crust has the consistency of spackle for drywall. Damp cardboard has more taste than the cheese (is it even cheese)?

Cleaning up the gloopy mess of a crust is hell. Scraping it off my perforated pizza pan took forever as the dough was stuck in the holes. WTF!

It’s so bad I’m going to swear off pizza for a while.

Out of convenience sake

I only buy this out of convenience sake. And regretted. The taste is bad and the texture is simply bad. I will never ever buy frozen pizza again after this bad experience.

Awful, dense, heavy crust

I bought these super large frozen pizzas from Costco, thinking they looked great. They’re disappointing. The dough is very dense and after a few bites, you feel full from it and yet not satiated. The taste falls flat too. I added extra cheese and it still tasted very one dimensional. It works out to $12 a pizza CDN and I’d rather just pay an extra $15 and get delivery that’s palatable. Or I’d rather keep with the Dr. Oetker frozen variety - better dough/crust and overall flavors.