This Car is a Killer Deal

One day as I was walking through my local Costco's parking lot, dodging bullets and debris from an ongoing turf war that had suddenly erupted next to the garden centre, I found myself considering what my life had amounted to. As a twenty-eight year old woman who had lived an additional thirty-four years, I had only recently begun to truly comprehend just how little time we humans have on this planet. Despite my years in law school, I was unemployed and had only forty years' worth of pension to rely upon; my situation was quite dire, it seemed.
I entered the Costco, grabbed my cart, curtly lied to the attendant about a medical condition so that I did not have to wear a mask, and proceeded into the bakery where, in a desperate attempt to stave off my anxiety, I coughed on all of the bread. Alas, this act that had brought me such profound inner peace in the past failed to calm my nerves.
The bread attendant-- also known as a baker in some circles-- seemed unimpressed with my behaviour as she hacked away at my hands with a bread knife, so I departed quickly, desperate to find some way to appease my worried mind.
"Of course!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, spewing phlegm onto a bald man in a wheelchair, "I'll go to the Nissan section!"
Rabidly, I pushed my cart through the bald man and his family of four, taking this opportunity to practice driving as recklessly as possible so that when I inevitably drove my car 30 miles over the speed limit in a school zone I would do it properly. The Micra, having been sought, was promptly bought without a second thought.
But it would not sate my famished soul. I drove furiously through school zones, double-parked for hours at a time, and cut off dozens of cyclers, but the Micra's charm could not cut through my 28+34 year-old cynicism. Life, it seemed, had lost its buzz.

So I drove the Micra off a cliff.

And you know what? It worked like a charm.
Two thumbs up, ladies and gents. If you're trying to kill yourself, I say it's Nissan or nothin'! I've been dead for two years and it's the best fun I've ever had. Having been reincarnated as a small boy from Northern Ireland, I can't tell you how excited I am to reach the legal driving age so that I can buy another Micra and do it all again! Thanks Nissan!

I have been driving a Nissan Micra - and you know for a tiny car - I really love it! The gas mileage is good, its peppy, and comfortable to drive (had 8+ hours yesterday - and my back was sore - but has been worse). Anyone looking for a small car should not overlook it - just saw a pic of it as a convertible - now that would be fun too. I have to rent compact cars for work frequently and this is by far the happiest I have been!

The book price on line is $9998 - so under 10k - which is great!!